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Bart of Darkness
02:09
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Styrofoam is not made from kittens
if you're reading this you have no life
cats do not eventually turn into dogs
the people writing this have no lives
the bug on your screen can see into your house
the u.f.o was a paper plate
the second u.f.o was an upside down salad shooter
i used to be with it
but then they changed what it was
now what i'm with isn't it
and whats it seems strange and scary to me
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California Cheeseburger
02:14
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impaled on my nobel peace prize, how ironic.
I want it all
the terrifying lows,
the dizzying highs,
the creamy middles!
sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses
with my cocky stride and musky odor
oh, I'll never be the darling son
of the so-called 'City Fathers'
kids, you tried your best
and you failed miserably
the lesson is - never try
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Lisa
06:02
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A watchdog of public safety, is there any lower form of life?
I always did want to go to college
But fate stood in the way :
That dog has somebody's ham, now this I gotta see!
You've won this round dean, but the war's not over
No, no they got it all wrong
the creature they seek is the walking undead
Nosferatu!
Das Vamypre
It's better to remain silent, and be thought a fool
then to open one's mouth and remove all doubt
I'll be a campus hero!
Come join us, Lisa
its so cool you get to stay up all night drinking blood
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
I know I shouldn't but when am I ever gonna be here again?
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Grimes
06:43
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So this is my life?
At least I've done better than dad
I haven't got all day
Do want the job or not?
"The car won't start"
"I don't feel very good today"
"I AM at work"
If this were any other country,
you'd have starved to death
long ago
The self made man
who had to struggle for everything he ever got
I've had to work hard everyday of my life
and what do I have to show for it?
This briefcase and this haircut
And what do you have to show for your
lifetime of sloth and ignorance?
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TEACHER MOTHER SECRET LOVER New Hampshire
