A watchdog of public safety, is there any lower form of life?
I always did want to go to college
But fate stood in the way :
That dog has somebody's ham, now this I gotta see!
You've won this round dean, but the war's not over
No, no they got it all wrong
the creature they seek is the walking undead
It's better to remain silent, and be thought a fool
then to open one's mouth and remove all doubt
I'll be a campus hero!
Come join us, Lisa
its so cool you get to stay up all night drinking blood
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
I know I shouldn't but when am I ever gonna be here again?
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